Sunday, November 28, 2004
" InCoMpArAbLe To JaY " wOrLd ToUr 2004 ~!
yup ,
juz came back from the concert ~!
so how was it ??
eh...
not bad ,
the crowd went wild ,
lighting were great ,
surround sound system , well , okie...if it's not that loud ~!
Dance floor was well-equipped ,
Bands was great ,
dancers danced well ,
& obviously ,
The singer , himself , was great ~!~
well ,
i wasn't a
JAY ZHOU fanatic ....
been dragged along to this concert ....
that's y was paying for the cheapest tix ...
70 SGD
in this concert of his ,
all i did ,
was sticking mine ass to the seat for the past 2hrs plus...
haha...
okie~!
like i said ,
i wasn't a
JAY Zhou Fanatic ,
so dun expect me to stand throughout the whole concert ,
singing along with him ....
all i did was to appreciate his talent in singing & musical instrument .
in the concert ,
other than his singing that impressed me ,
there were 4 other more things that caught me by heart ~!
1st : DaNcErS ~!~
manz ,
why the dancers you might ask ??
simple ,
i love to dance ... but i suck at it .
so i veri much appreciated or simply adored people who danced well .
seriously ,
JAY ZHOU ain't a gd dancer himself .
guess he should juz concentrate on his singing ....
*haha
2nd : Human Beat-Boxing
(where people making sound of musical beats through their vocal)
there's a short period ,
where
JAY ZHOU did something like that ...
well ,
beat boxing , if i'm not
THAT wrong ,
was origin by the African American guy in 80s ....
guess they were
POOR to buy their own musical instruments ,
& thus came up with a cheaper ways ...
haha ,
dumb ...
Liking of Beat-Boxing is a form of Arts to me .
or should i Say ...
anything related to music aroused me ~!~
goosh.....
3rd : DJ Mixing & Scratching ~!~
eh ,
not just any ordinary
Disco
Jockeys
you guyz , see in club or whatever parties ...
who knew how to change DISC onli ,
these DJs i talking about ,
ROCK BIG TIMES manz ...
The music they produced ,
rockz... POWwWwEr ....
heehee ,
actually had had a interest in DJing ,
but hor ,
you know lah ,
all shit interest that i loves ,
mostly is their equipments
SUPER Expensive lor...
where got such $$ to ease mine pleasure ??
Lastly : The WHITE YAMAHA GRAND PIANO OF HIS ....geeshzz....
those fast , quick fingers of his ...
damnz ,
& somemore a white GRAND PIANO .
geesh ,
wonder how many LADIES out there have been mesmerized by him ??
seriously speaking ,
i think people who know how to play any musical instrument ,
example like : guitar , drum , piano , SAXPHONE , or any other stuff ...
they can charm / win their partners' heart easily ~!
imagine this ....
your guy ,
playing
RICHARD MARX : " NOW & FOREVER " or whatever songs ,
singing with his
HEART truthfully to you ...
wouldn't your heart melt for him ??
haha ,
geesh ....
I'm a IDIOT in instrument ...
any ladies out there prefer guyz who knew "
REcordeR"
where primary school kids used during their music lesson ...
&
with tunes like "
MARY HAve A LiTTle LamB ~!~ " ??
ahahz ....
okie ,
back to the concert ,
Special guest were :
LANDY Wen Lan & the Nan Quan Ma Ma ..
their efforts ...not bad not bad ...
so ,
overall grading for the concert :
8 out of 10
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it's been a while since updating blog ...
nothing much to update thus never update ......
simple as that ~!~
wonder what i will write next .....?
hmmm ,
maybe Christmas ......
Birth of Christ the Lord .....
haa....
so have you
PREPARE yet ??
&
where the hack is
MY X'mas Presents ???
BeAv|s KaObEi at 1:57:00 AM
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Thursday, November 11, 2004
HaPpY dEe-Pa-Va-Li ~~!~~
signing in : Mr I-may-be-DeSpO-but-not-to-the-extreme
hey ,
1st of all ,
happy deepavali for indianz ~!~!
obviously i have no freaking idea of how this festival came abt ....
can anyone tell me ?? =p
all i knew is that it's the "
FeStIvAl oF LiGhT " ~!~
*or am i wrong abt that ???
manz ,
it's wednesday nite ,
& thursday is a holis ........
& with-out-a-single-doubt
that the whole of Singapore is gonna make great full use of this events .....
geesh ,
& thus a grp of under-pay , poor ass-es
decided that they should join in the crowd ,
& go clubbing .........
1st stop : ZOUK
Time : 10 pm plus ....
King Of Despo ,
*which i'm talking about me ..........
went to zouk to check out the situation ,
as his bunch of
SUPER ASS frenz ain't reaching so early .....
geesh ,
for the 1st time in my-dunno-how-many-umpteen-times ,
i came to zouk ,
the freaking queue was that long .....
long ............
.........long .....
>> so juz how long the queue was , you might ask ??
longer than your dicks guyz ,
& longer than your hair ladies .........
opps ,
pardon me for mine lameness ,
-_-"
okie ,
but to serious business
^_^ ,
did anyone of ya know that there's a bridge juz right at the end of zouk ??
nope ?
never did i knew that.......
imagine the queue was like outside the entrance ,
till the bridge .....
hmm......hard to figure out ?
well ,
if ya going to zouk next time round ,
juz take a stroll 1st before going in to zouk .........
& ya know~~!~
manz ,
& so the king of despo ,
called up his
SUPER ASS frenz abt the situation ......
" calling SUPER ASS Frenz ....... "
* .......... picked up within sec ..........
Despo :
SuPer Ass Frenz ,
we have a RED alert here ..........
need assistance ..........
quick quick .............
..........
S.A.F : YES ? Despo ??
Despo :
The queue is super longer than we have thought ......
seemed like i can't handle it anymore ......
quick .......
i'm down alone here ......
"enemies" are swaming in ......
1 , 2 , 3 ........
4 .........
arggh ,
i have lost count of how many thousands of them ,
& i'm gonna go recount it again ........
Re-in-FOrce require .....
S.A.F :
OMG ,
we need a backup plan ASAP .
Despo ,
not to worry ,
i'm now discussing with the HQ now .
hold on .........
*............ after an deep conversation / discussion ...........
DEspo !!!
Despo : Yes ?? Super Ass Frenz ??
S.A.F :
Change of Plan .......
We gonna Conquer another part of SG.........
The Place where they call it "KING.........."
SULTAN ROad.............
Despo :
well , geesh .......
just hope the queue ain't that long ........
i'm Charging over .........
".... with my power-ful , super trained , Fit ,
yet can't hurt anyone ....."
legs of mine .......
reporting in 15mins times .........
seeya ~!~!
* end of conversation ..................
manz ...........
& so i began my jounery to the west .....
hoping to achieve mine nirvana ~!~
okie ,
i walked.......
Zouk & MS ain't that far anyway.....
so juz keep your mouth stick together & forget abt the "
WAH.... "
2nd Stop : Dbl O
Time : near 11pm or is it 11pm plus ........ ??
Wahliew ,
again ........
for the 1st time in my-dunno-how-many-umpteen-times ,
i came to
DBL O ,
the freaking queue was that long .....
long ............
.........long .....
well ,
okie lah ......
comparing it to
ZOuk ,
it's better .........
juz that it's line-ing up till
NEWSROOM BAR ......
manz ,
i have lost mine fighting spirts ......
(* in queuing up )
& thus i held up mine white flag
and sat down outside
O BAR .
geesh ,
anyway ,
sitting outside might not be a bad thing after-all ,
there's things to see ......
babes to be more precise .......
manz ,
they were dressed to kill ......
well ,
waited for mine
SUPER ASS Frenz ,
for ard 15mins ,
until they arrived .......
okie ,
they , too , upon seeing the situation ,
were quite dis-hearted too .......
discussed quite some time ,
& maybe moved on to some other lame places to chilli ....
but ,
juz as we were abt to move off .......
we were being updated abt "
EXPRESS QUEUE " .
so what's abt the Express Queue ??
well ,
the super long queue till Newsroom bar ,
was the normal queue ,
which cost $ 30 Sgd ,
and could make you wait like an hr or so ........
whereas ,
the express queue ,
queue ain't that long .........
the most make you wait like half an hr or so ,
BUt ,
the price for going in is $ 35 SGD ,
&
a free drink is provided.......
every shitty drink is $ 3 SGD inside .......
* so with-my-not-so-great Math calculation ,
Normal : $ 30 SGD without free drink ........
Express : $ 35 SGD with a Free drink .......
Drink : $ 3 SGD
thus ,
$ 35 - $ 30 - $3 = .......
eh...... ,
wait a min ,
35 minus 30 .....eh.....
oh , 5 .....
den 5 minus 3 .....
eh ,
1 ??
opps ,
it's 2 ......
careless mistake .......
damn ~!
guess that's how i get onli a " A " & not " A* " in primary math ........
well ,
with just " the price of a plate of chicken rice now-a-day " extra ,
& i could go in ......
Why not ???
yesh ,
after a tough squeezing ,
we got into
DBL O ~~!~
Time Check : was it near 12 midnite ???
but anyway ,
it's opens till 4 am ....
Festi Period wat......
geesh ,
so the journey start .......
manz ,
everything boost up our morales ......
music ,
dance floor ,
drinks ,
& not to forget ...... Ladies ~!~
well , shouldn't go into the details of watever shit i did inside .......
basically ,
what ya expect me to write abt someone clubbing ??
squeezing in ?? ass to ass dancing ??
dumping into people ??
escaping ASAP as i notice someone in front gonna puke .....??
or just slack at a corner , " bio-ing " gerz ??
nahz ,
i wouldn't write that ~!~
juz too boring .......
anyway .......
did i mentioned ?
the place was like ........packed with guyz ??
manz ,
juz a update for you , guyz ~!~
Singapore's Populataion is like 4 millionz ,
same amount of COWs as in Australia .....
& the amount of guyz comparing to ger is
1 is to 3 .....
but then ,
WHERE THE HACK ARE THE GERZ ???
okie ,
face the fact ,
guyz go clubbing for whatever shit ??
juz to flirt & flirt .......& to check out chicks ......
gerz go clubbing for whatever shit ??
guess they just need a nice place to chilli-out .....
that's why super alot of guyz ......
Guys .....
WE are just BASTARD ~!~
hey , guyz ...
admit it ......~~!
you think you can hook-up any chicks inside just while they are drunk ??
haha...
dream on ........
another interesting thing to bring up .....
inside the whole damn freaking dark place ,
just how clear & confirm that the gerz ya eyeing is the prettiest one ???
it's like ......
every few mins ,
then there's onli a few " bright " light appearing ,
& you gonna realli
STARE hard on the lady beside you .....
wahliew ,
everything inside so freaking Dark ,
& can't even see the skin colour ,
nor whether if he / she is a lady or transexual ......
haha .........
oh .....
somemore it's like ......
imagine this .......
10 ladies in the dark dance floor ,
9 of them look like transexual ........
1 of them look like
ehhh ........
i shouldn't name any ugly ladies ard .......
you name them urself .........
& of course ,
that made HER the prettiest among the ugliest .......
& thus guyz will swam to her .......
haha.....
simple theory ~!~~
Guyz .........wake up ......
bloody hell ,
spoilt the reputation of GUYzz
Hey ,
juz in case you all think i'm Gay or whatever gu niang ,
for what-ever shit you support the ladies so much .......
I'm a Straight ......guy ~~!
oh..... juz in case you didn't knew that ~!
i overheard a conversation btw a guy & a couple ....
here it goes :
guy : hey , "what-ever-name" kanna hook by gay again ...."
couple : ahah .....
guy :
and the gay was like holding his hand & dance lor .....
wahliew ........
somemore "what-ever-name" told him that he's A Straight ...
and ain't interesting in guyz .....
guess what the gay said ???
couple : hahaa.........what ??
guy : i don't mind it .... i love you ~! *muack
...............
*end
damnz * dunno how many times lahz .....
wahliew ,
since when
Dbl O became
Gay O club liao ???
geesh ,
sorry mate ,
i ain't against lesbo & gay .....
just having mine point of view ........
actually ,
i'm quite supportive abt their lifestyle .....
as in .......
they dare to bring themself out ...
not afraid of people pin-point whatever shit with them ..........
if i were in such situation ,
damnz ,
i guess my dad gonna kill me ....
or what-ever shit relatives will like pin-point you to death sia .......
RESPECT !!!! *salute
well ,
back to topic ....
we club till 3am plus .......until last songs ......
manz ,
tiring ......
mission objective : to club ...... to flirt ...... to enjoy .....
achieve ......
: club >>> yes
: flirt >>> nope
: enjoy >>> YEAH ~!~!~
hahz ...
guess that's all for a simple report on ............
" Singapore so-called-not-so-boring nightlife "
signing out : Mr I-may-be-DeSpO-but-not-to-the-extreme
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hey everyone ,
sorry to bother ya .....
juz wanna to keep track ,
just how many of ya is reading my blog ??
eh...
juz curious .....
abt bo-liao......
well ,
it's veri simple ~!~
Just Add a comment inside ~!~
number urself OFF ......
like
READER 1 or whatever shit you all like lahz .......
haha ~!~~!
thanks a trillionzz ~!~!~
BeAv|s KaObEi at 11:52:00 AM
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Monday, November 08, 2004
JuZ hOw SuRe R yOu AbT yOuR fUtUrE ???
welcome to the School of Retarded English ........
here's Mr-He-Thinks-He-Knows-It-All ....
gonna teach ya pple a few english words .....
firstly ,
let's start with the letter ...."
F " ....
okie ,
stop all that nonsense with the "
F " word will sure relates u to "
FUCK " ...
damnz ...
let's start with the word "
FATED " ~!
geesh ,
sound tough ???
not-to-worry....
i'll explain all to ya ~!
Pronounciation : Fat"ed
Defination : determined by tragic fate ; doomed to unhappiness
Synonyms : certain , doomed , sure
secondly i will get to ya a some-how similar word
starting with the letter "D" ,
anyone ??
" DICK " ??
damnz * 2
it's "
DESTINED " .
sound tough again ??
here i m to explain to you all again ~!~
Pronounciation : Des-Ti-Ned
Defination : Bound to happen
Synonyms : certain , bound , sure
okie ,
after giving a short explanation abt these 2 words ,
i gonna hand the blog over to Mr-I-don't-Look-Nice-On-Photo ~!~
seeya ...
students~!~
signing off : Mr He-Thinks-He-Knows-It-All
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signing in : Mr-I-don't-Look-Nice-On-Photo
...........
........
....
.
geesh ,
seriouslly i don't know why the hack did that moron taught those 2 words sia ....
fated & destined ....
geesh ...........
well ,
ever wonder what will hapen if ya're not the person of who you are today ??
imagine ,
for me ,
born with a sliver spoon ,
Dad's a CEO of a well-known company ,
Mum's juz a known-how-to-relax-&-Play-Mahjong Rich Tai Tai ,
studied in an well-refined primary school ,
or best still ,
sent to oversea for education where money will do the damn works ~!~
whereas when i'm 21 now ....
i could have escape from NS just by paying some $$ ....
driving a lamborghini ard City area ,
where chicks just came rushing in ,
gaining my attention .........
& just doing nothing in mine DAD's office ,
flirting with the sexy,pretty secretary ,
sacking those old maids ard that spoilt your eyes .......
or even best if i get my own apartement ,
where i can just work over at home .
&
even best still ,
marry one of the model of the world ....
bearing your lovely child.........
damn damnz......
okie....
i'm awake~!
ahha...
geesh....
for a min ,
i was in heaven ........
okie...
if i'm of all that ,
what makes you think i will still be here writing shit here ....
seriouslly speaking ,
are everything in your life Pre-Planned / Fated / Pre-destined ???
if i ain't studying in the same sch as you guyz ,
will i get to know you all ???
if i ain't staying in the EASTERN area of Singapore ,
will i get to go to that school of mine ???
if i ain't in SCDF now ,
will i get to be so slack as for the moment now ???
.......
.............
................. a min of ponders ......
............
........
...................
Is the Step that i'm walking now ,
the future that i'm holding ???
manz ,
everytime when people asked ya .....
" what ya gonna do next ?? "
&
your obvious replies is surely
" who knows , God Knows ~! "
&
obviously
God know ,
but it's you who Plan it
&
he Set it ....
got it ???
simple~!~~
geesh ,
what shit i'm talking abt now ??
m i still in dreamy land ??
damnz * 100
okie ,
i think i should stop mine nonsensical craps .....
*p.s : well , i have not plan for mine yet ~! have you ?? "
signing off : Mr-I-don't-Look-Nice-On-Photo
BeAv|s KaObEi at 11:16:00 PM
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Saturday, November 06, 2004
JuZ aN eDiTiOnZ oF cRaPpInG ~!~
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geesh.....
it's been a while since i blog ,
althought i promised to "
BLOG" everyday .....
Sorry manz ,
didn't realli knew what to write to interest you guyz ......
i knew crapping abt my daily stuff as in works or watever shit ,
sure will bore you to death .....
thus ,
i hands-off to spare you all from suffering in the hand of me ,
" KING OF LAMER / CRAP "....
manz....
juz how many of us look great in photo ???
i totally suck to core manz......
it's like...
i knew the fact that i ain't that photogenic ,
nor good-looking in person .....
nor ain't that cool in internet .....
damnz....
but ..........
how can other pple look so cool in their pix ,
where they look nice regardless of any bloody angle they took ?
any freaking posture they stand ??
or any other stupidlity movement that made ???
damnz * 2 .........
so now ya know why i put those pix above ??
purpose it to tell u all .....
i may look sucky ....
but those pix i took with look great
*(in mine pt of view lahz...)
haha.......
indeed crappy-ness ....
seriously speaking ,
i prefer using such "object-ive" pix to represent things .....
presenting my feeling ,
using a can of coke ,
represent the build of mine body ~!
pix of the sky ....& edit it to be a "green" sky ,
represent the mood i'm in ~!
pix of my walking shoe ,
show ya the places i been ~!
pix of the food i had ,
show ya how hungry i m been ~!
pix of me in mine back-view ,
show ya how "handsome" i m in backview comparing to front ....
pix of basically everythings ,
everything that represent you ~~!
damnz * 3 .........
i realise i need a good camera ,
a good photographic course for an beginner like me ,
a good book like " Basic Photographic for idiots ~! " ,
a good partner who can accompany me ard for photoshooting .....
manz ,
it's an tough interest / hobbies that i'm into ......
or maybe i should juz stick to kiddy hobbies....
"Mummy , I wanna to collect STAMPs.... "
*dumb
hey ,
if ya happen to pick up any shitty camera on the street ,
give it to me lahz .....
haha .....
geesh ,
stop all nonsense now ~!
await for further updates ....
*p.s : though i admit i look shitty in pix ,
but nebertheless , i still love taking pix ~~
even shitty thing have it's value manz
BeAv|s KaObEi at 8:22:00 AM
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