Friday, December 30, 2005
Searching for a Hairstylist Friend
Argghhh... Pissed...
I need a hairstylist friend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In desperate search of a hairstylist friend.....
Hate it when i paid and let people made a mess out of my hair.
The moment i said what kind of hairstyle i wanna,
their reply was : "Huh ???"..
That's it !!!!
That's when i knew i just placed my head on the chopping board.
Argghhhh....
Might get a shaver to shave my hair soon... be back....Damnz
BeAv|s KaObEi at 3:31:00 PM
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Saturday, December 24, 2005
I Still Believe in...
Serendipity***********************************************************
Ugly people go out with beautiful people to make themselves feel better.
Same goes to why beautiful people go out with ugly people.
WaLaa...
BeAv|s KaObEi at 2:12:00 AM
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Friday, December 23, 2005
Mummy, Can i watch King Kong Again ?
ha..
Actually i love King kong too..
The movie ROck..
That forearm... Wooo...
Oh well,
It's all about ANN isn't it?
BeAv|s KaObEi at 12:06:00 AM
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Thursday, December 22, 2005
Weee... what a joke ~!
haha..
i didn't realise her KING KONG shit comment here.
Thank for correcting~!
I appreciated that.
Ha..
Anyway do king kong get flu ?
Cause this one does.
Christmas's getting interesting ~!
BeAv|s KaObEi at 10:15:00 PM
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That's it ~!Our words of exchange,
say everything but nothing.
Yet feelings that we change,
shows nothing but everything.
Now we fought like a bunch of kids,
over a pack of sweets.
But who are we to kid,
memories we had before weren't sweet.
I admit i'm a sore loser,
but one who don't admit defeats easily.
Yet now i have nothing to lose,
but a friend whom i had loved easily.
I have so much to say to,
but not when you don't want to.
Probably Fate want it to,
where nothing we can do to.
Awaits......
"... It's Beauty who kills the Beast. "P.S. :
"....Its Beauty who killed the Beast. "Geesh.. I simply loves my grammer...
Cause it sucks to the max.
So what if people like you corrects me ?
Laugh.. so be it.
Ahh.. I recieved my X'mas gift in advance.
" MEDUSA "Yes ~!
That's what she is .
BeAv|s KaObEi at 4:14:00 AM
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005
*smile*
Do i ?
I'm honoured .
It's my pleasure to please you.
So do you ~!
Make my day a little better ~!
BeAv|s KaObEi at 11:31:00 PM
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Hate me for what i wroteHow do you interpret what i wrote ?
How much do you understand me as a whole ?
Do you really understand yourself ?
Do you really understand what's all behind ?
Promise is never a broken one.
Faith within still belief.
Kill me with your words of swords .
For i, don't understand your world of thoughts .
It's simple.
But you made it complex.
I shan't tell the truth no more.
So you can lie to me no more.
BeAv|s KaObEi at 10:12:00 PM
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Monday, December 19, 2005
A Letter to Santa
Dear Santa,
I think that I have been a good boy this year.
I did all the things that you asked me to.
I stopped picking my nose and eat what I found.
And i've cut down surf-time on porn ever since i was caught red-handed by my mummy.
I have also stopped smooching a total stranger at a club except
last saturday.
But that's not the point !!!
The point is....
I've
REALLY REALLY been a real good boy this year.
So please, please, please can I have the following toys for Christmas?
- A laptop -So i can surf anywhere i like.
This way, i wouldn't get caught by mummy again.
- A really Cool looking car -Since Girls i met nowaday doesn't appreciate true love and thus love cars more.
They might as well get my car, while i get their bodies!
Fair enough?
- A wallet with unlimited cash in it -Same as car.
They get my money, while i get their bodies.
Fair Fair Right?
- A lie detector -So i will know who love me truly and those who love my car & money.
So i will love the one who love me deeply and love the bodies that loves my car & money.
- A private house -Where i can have all my scandals.
Not forget a private time with ones i loves.
- A drink-and-forget potion -So my friends wouldn't remember i smooched their friends and thus laughed at me.
- Free access to all clubs in Singapore -This way, i can club and smooch more strangers.
Opps!- King kong -My friends' new Bf looks like one. And it makes me laugh.
So i thought maybe i can have one for my own sheer of joy.
- My pinky IC -I missed it so much. Can't wait to cuddle it to bed.
- All the DVDs, movies that i wanna to keep -Thats excluding the porns.
I can download myself. DVD quality.
- Bacardi 151 -Tonz of it. Love it.
Drink my way to heaven.
Santa, I know i'm asking a
Weeny bit too much.
But i'm sure you will fufill it.
I promise i'll be a
GOOD GOOD boy next year.
Thank you, Santa.
James Soh (aged 22 years and 3 months)
BeAv|s KaObEi at 11:53:00 PM
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Sunday, December 18, 2005
On a night like that....
I drank alcohol.
I tasted alcohol.
I smelled alcohol.
I touched alcohol.
I peed alcohol.
I shitted alcohol.
Ahhh...
Shit of alcohol..
Now it feels like having a bottle of vodka sticking up my ass...
Never will i drink again with empty stomach ~!
And the idiotic things is....
i'm having exam on monday
!@@#$%!!!!!
What the hell ??
And i'm having a brain of empty Bacardi 151 now.
What the hell i'm talking about now ??
Argghhhh....
.....
...
But i'm happy about that.
Ha..
BeAv|s KaObEi at 11:28:00 AM
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Wednesday, December 14, 2005
10 good reasons why Santa didn't show up at your house ~!
10) There ain't any chimney for him to squeeze in.
9 ) Probably he'll be sweating in that costume of his, so he make a skip of SG.
8 ) Singapore's a hard-to-spot-on map. So he miss us out.
7 ) He probably get shoot down for trepassing thru air.
6 ) If travel by plane, he probably be mistaken as terriost and get detain.
5 ) If he doesn't fly, probably he got caught in traffic jams in Woodlands/Tuas linkway.
4 ) He had hard time understand streets name, taking public transports and SINGLISH.
3 ) He's too busy with recent WTO riots and strikes.
2 ) He got caught by polices for sneaking in thru your windows or doors.
1 ) Do you still believe in Santa, my dear friends ?????
BeAv|s KaObEi at 11:13:00 PM
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Monday, December 12, 2005
The story goes on...and on...
Unspoken truth are such a beautiful piece of art.
I start to appreciate them as a gift from you.
A smile in my heart proves indeed.
I soar to the sky with my new pairs of wings.
City of Angels, Streets of Heaven.
My journey begins, Ohhhh....new horizon.
BeAv|s KaObEi at 2:04:00 AM
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Friday, December 09, 2005
Lies is Beautiful ~!
Could anyone just zap my memories ?
It starts to create massive side-effect on me again.
That un-bearable pain sneaks...
into the courtyard of my brain.
If Lies of yours beautify everything,
should i act as if i know nothing about it ?
May...Be...!!
Who knows you wake up one morning,
realise i knew the truth all along,
maybe you will stop lying then ~!
That morning... i know....
never show up.
Never ~!
BeAv|s KaObEi at 12:38:00 AM
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Wednesday, December 07, 2005
LaMe...
Anyway....
new corny joke....
Knock knock !!
A : Who's there ?
B : Leon
A : Leon Who ?
B : Leon the new guy who have your Joy ~! Wee...okie,
It's so not FUNNY ~!
BeAv|s KaObEi at 12:57:00 AM
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Friday, December 02, 2005
Words can't say.....
Silent wall stands between.
Who will break it first ?
Definitely wouldn't be you,
THAT !! I'm sure.
But will i ?
THAT !! I fear.
BeAv|s KaObEi at 1:08:00 PM
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Thursday, December 01, 2005
Gdbye November Rain, Welcome December Daze
For god-know-what happened,
my past came haunting me in the previous entry.
Arghhhh....
Glad it's gone now. The time being.
Anyway,
It's Dec.....
meaning X'mas coming....weee.....
meaning spend more money....booo.....
meaning having parties....yeahhhh.....
meaning it's coming to 2006....yuppy...
meaning i gonna pronounce i'm single again...arghhh....
*faiiiint*
BeAv|s KaObEi at 4:15:00 AM
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